Joke #1-
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
(Okay, I said they were going to be bad, didn't I?)
Joke #2-
What's the Internet's favorite animal?
They lynx!
Joke #3-
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
Joke #4-
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone!
Joke #5-
Why did the gravedigger get promoted?
Because he was bury good.
Joke #6
Which extinct bird liked video games?
The Ninten-dodo
I think that's all the bad jokes I have for you, so, now onto some riddles! I won't post the answer to any of the riddles but if you want to know the answers, just let me know in the comments!
Riddle #1-
What can you catch but not throw?
Riddle #2-
A man was pushed out of an airplane without a parachute. How did he survive?
Riddle #3-
Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth. What is it?
Riddle #4- A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing statements the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he announces "His wife was just missing. everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to walk in those doors in about 30 seconds." The entire court is silent and the jury stares at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stare at them. After a couple of minutes the lawyer says "See! If you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn't be watching that door!"
The jury go into deliberation and comes back almost immediately with a guilty verdict.
Why did the jury convict him?
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Hope you enjoyed this post and let me know in the comments if you think that I should do this again sometime! Also be sure to post what you think is the answer to the riddles down in the comments! I think that's all, bye bye! :)
Ba ha ha! XD I love the grape one. (And that guy in the drum picture is creepy. O.o)
ReplyDeleteOkay, riddle time:
#1. A cold or a disease.
#2. The plane was on the ground.
I have no idea about #3. or #4. :P Answers, please? ;)
LOL, the guy is kinda creepy. XD
Delete#1. Is indeed a cold.
#2. Is correct.
#3. An echo.
#4. #4 The defendant (guilty man) wasn't looking at the door. He knew his wife wasn't coming.
Haha! Oooh, ooh. 1. A cold, 2. I don't know (good guess, Kate!), 3. wind? (I don't think that's right), 4. The husband didn't look at the door, because he knew (is that right?).
ReplyDeleteYou got the first one right, #2 is what Kate said, the plane was still on the ground, #3 is an echo and, wow, you got #4 right. LOL! Good job! :D
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